GMO Cookies—a.k.a. Garlic Cookies—is a 90 % indica / 10 % sativa juggernaut forged from Chemdawg #91 × Girl Scout Cookies (Forum Cut). Lab‑verified at a towering 28 % THC, 0.2 % CBD, and 31 % total cannabinoids, this cultivar couples Chemdawg’s fuel‑soaked bite with GSC’s dessert‑sweet decadence, then seasons the mix with a notorious garlicky funk. Expect marathon‑length sedation, heavy muscle melt, and the kind of terpene punch that clears a room in seconds.

Visuals & Structure

Buds form bulldog‑thick spears stacked with swollen calyxes that flash deep forest green to royal purple under a blizzard of milky trichomes. Copper‑orange pistils weave through the frost like hot filaments, while each nug feels tacky enough to stick to jar walls—prime material for live resin or rosin.

Primary Terpenes (% by weight)

Open a jar and a savory blast of roasted garlic and diesel fumes floods the senses, trailed by earthy mushroom, cracked black pepper, and a sweet cookie-dough backnote. Break a flower and pungent onion‑skin volatile sulfurs bloom, underscored by a chem‑skunk tang that lingers on clothing and curtains—discretion not included.

Flavour

Inhale: spicy garlic‑butter and jet‑fuel hash.
Mid‑palate: earthy cocoa and toasted almond from its GSC pedigree.
Exhale: peppered diesel, subtle mushroom umami, and a sweet‑savory echo that clings to the palate like gourmet ramen broth.

Effects Timeline

User Notes

• Novices should start low (½ normal dose) to avoid “gravity blanket” effect.

• Pair with a cozy playlist, weighted blanket, and zero remaining responsibilities.

Cultivation Snapshot

• Environment: Flourishes indoors (hydro or coco) where odor control is mandatory; outdoors only in arid, warm zones.

• Flower time: 9 – 10 weeks; amber trichomes appear quickly due to high resin output—monitor closely to avoid overripening.

• Yield: High—dense buds plus copious sugar‑leaf resin ideal for extraction.

• Grow traits: Naturally pest‑resistant, but dense canopy requires aggressive defoliation and airflow to curb botrytis. Trellis early; branches swell under trichome weight.

Recommended Use Cases

Potential Therapeutic Benefits*

• Severe stress & anxiety: Caryophyllene + limonene balance mood while muting cortisol spike.

• Neuropathic or inflammatory pain: High THC plus CB2‑active terpenes deliver broad relief.

• Appetite stimulation (cachexia): Chemdawg genetics spark hunger despite humulene’s moderating presence.

• Sleep disorders: Fast‑acting sedation promotes longer, deeper REM cycles.

Consumption Tips

1. Fine grind maximizes surface for full terp release—but expect sticky grinders.

2. Vape 175–185 °C first for garlic‑limonene brightness, then crank to 205 °C on second pull for couch‑lock cannabinoids.

3. Pair with herbal tea or lemon water; dairy may mute the savoury profile.

4. Activate odor control—carbon filter, candles, or cook garlic pasta to camouflage!

Interesting Facts

• “GMO” refers to Garlic‑Mushroom‑Onion flavor, not genetic modification.

• Regularly tops potency charts, often exceeding 30 % THC in dialled‑in gardens.

• Favoured by extract artists for its terpene horsepower and syrup‑thick resin.

• Winner of multiple High Times Cannabis Cup awards for best indica flower and concentrates.

Final Word

GMO Cookies is not your grandma’s bedtime bud—unless she’s a seasoned cannasseur. Its savory funk, leviathan potency, and melt‑to‑the‑sofa comfort make it the definitive nightcap for veterans who demand flavour intensity and uncompromising relief. Respect the garlic, and it will reward you with culinary‑grade terps and oblivion‑grade relaxation.