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Crescendo is a modern powerhouse hybrid that has rapidly ascended to legendary status among cannabis connoisseurs since its debut in the late 2010s. Bred by the prolific Ethos Genetics, it represents the pinnacle of contemporary breeding, combining high-octane potency with a sophisticated flavor profile. While White Widow defined the 90s Dutch scene, Crescendo defines the "New School" of American cannabis—frequently appearing on top-shelf menus at premier dispensaries and winning accolades for its staggering THC production and complex "chemical" aroma.
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Sour Diesel, also known as "Sour D" and "Sour Deez," is a popular hybrid marijuana strain made by crossing Chemdawg and Super skunk. Sour Diesel effects are dreamy, cerebral, fast-acting and energising. This strain features a pungent flavour profile that smells like diesel Medical marijuana patients choose Sour Diesel to help relieve symptoms associated with depression, pain and stress. Fun fact: Sour Diesel first became popular in the early 1990s and has been legendary ever since.
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Dragon Piss is a weed strain. Specific lineage details, including its parent strains, sativa & indica ratio, and genetic information, are not available. However, it is known for its potential effects and flavor profile. Dragon Piss has a THC content that can vary. Its potency can range from moderate to high, making it suitable for various cannabis consumers.
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Backyard OG Lemon is a zesty, indica-dominant hybrid (roughly 55-60% indica / 40-45% sativa) that brings together the bright, citrus-forward punch of Lemon Skunk with the heavy, resinous power and classic OG Kush backbone.
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Critical Cheese is a vigorous sativa-dominant hybrid (often described as roughly 60/40 sativa-leaning or balanced hybrid depending on the phenotype) that borrows its genetics from the legendary Cheese and the high-yielding Critical Plus.
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OG Cheese is a sour-smelling hybrid that crosses a potent OG skunk with the resinous indicaAfghani. This powerful pairing brings together the legendary skunky vigor of Skunk #1 with the heavy resin production and deep body-relaxing qualities of Afghani, resulting in a beautifully balanced strain that delivers both mental elevation and physical calm.
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Backyard Gorilla Glue is a homegrown cannabis strain known for its pungent aroma and powerful, long-lasting effects. Grown in a backyard setting, it delivers earthy, diesel notes with a hint of pine, offering a bold and deeply relaxing experience.
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Backyard Slurricane is a homegrown cannabis strain cultivated with care in a backyard setting, offering a smooth, flavorful experience with sweet berry notes and a relaxing, calming effect. It reflects a hands-on growing approach that brings out rich aromas and balanced potency.
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Godfather OG, also known as "Godfather," "The Don of All OG's," and "OG Godfather," is a potent indica marijuana strain made by crossing XXX OG and Alpha OG.
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White Widow is a hybrid strain that many have been familiar with since the early 90's. This strain has global popularity and can easily be found atop a menu at almost any Amsterdam coffee shop. The prevalence of White Widow has greatly increased due to the television show Weeds and references within the rap industry.
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Cheese Candy has a memorable and almost confusing aroma of sweet caramel cheese and a taste of milky sweet caramel candy with an aftertaste of pungent cheese. These buds have long dense slender pepper-shaped dark olive green nugs with a spattering of rich amber hairs and gold undertones.
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Wedding Cake, also known as "Triangle Mints #23," is a potent type of indica-hybrid marijuana strain made by crossing Triangle Kush with Animal Mints.
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Grandpas Cookies is a hybrid weed strain made from a genetic cross between Grandpa’s Stash and ethos cookies This strain is 50% sativa and 50% indica.
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Tropicana Cookies, also known as Tropicanna Cookies, Tropicana Cookies F2, and MTN Trop, is a hybrid marijuana strain first bred by Harry Palms of Bloom Seed Co, who crossed GSC and Tangie.
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MAC N Cheese is an indica dominant hybrid strain (70% indica/30% sativa) created through crossing the classic The MAC X Alien Cheese strains. Named for its celebrity parentage and iconic cheesy flavour, MAC N Cheese is a great choice for any indica lover.
Indoor
Wildfire Indoor is a premium indoor-grown flower with dense, frosty buds, bold aroma, and a smooth, powerful smoke. Expect rich flavour, clean burn quality, and a strong terpene profile crafted for smokers who want top-shelf indoor at the right price.
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Indulge in our creamy Super-Cheese and Super-Cheese, rich and savory for a delightfully cheesy snacking experience every time.
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Blue Cheese is an indica cross created by crossing a Blueberry male with an original U.K. Cheese (a Skunk #1 phenotype) female.
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Ghost OG (Indoor) with 27% THC delivers strong relaxation, sweet pine-citrus flavor, and calming effects, ideal for stress relief and sleep.
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Grape Crush (Indoor) with 24% THC offers a sweet grape-berry flavour, uplifting euphoria, and relaxing body effects, perfect for daytime creativity and stress relief.
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Purple Dog Shit (Indoor) with 25.5% THC delivers relaxing euphoria, earthy-pine flavour, and a soothing body high. Ideal for stress relief and sleep.
Flowers
OG Kush (Indoor) hits hard with 27% THC—earthy, lemon-diesel flavour, calming body high, and euphoric vibes. A true classic for deep relaxation.
Hashish
Hashish
Step into a refined cannabis experience with our premium Royal Green Hashish, a pure and powerful expression of traditional Swazi craftsmanship. Sourced from mountain-grown cannabis and produced without the use of any chemicals, this hash delivers a clean, natural potency that reflects its raw origins.
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Indulge in pure Kief, carefully extracted and refined for a potent, golden, and euphoric cannabis experience every time.
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Blue Cheese Static Sift is a premium concentrate with rich flavour, high oil content, and balanced effects for relaxation and a unique smoking experience.
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Experience elevated relaxation with 2x-Dab-Infused-Joints, expertly crafted to deliver potent, long-lasting effects in every 2x Dab Infused Joint.
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Premium Pre-Roll Outdoor Mix Masala is a hand-rolled blend of high-quality outdoor-grown cannabis strains, expertly mixed for a balanced, flavorful smoke. This convenient, ready-to-enjoy pre-roll delivers smooth hits with a complex terpene profile—earthy, sweet, citrus, and spicy notes from a curated mix of outdoor hybrids and sativas. Perfect for on-the-go sessions with reliable effects and natural outdoor freshness.
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Silky Soufflé – Indoor-grown hybrid flower. Smooth, creamy flavour with calming, clear-headed effects. A mellow joint for easy vibes and gentle relaxation.
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Fire Kush heavy indica vibes, rich kush flavour, and a smooth, slow burn built for deep chill.
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High-octane hybrid packed with 2g of indoor-grown Jet Fuel. Fast-hitting, euphoric, and rich in diesel flavour. Pure power in every puff.
Pre-Rolls
Durban Poison Pre-Roll (2g) delivers a clear-headed, energizing sativa high with bold flavour and smooth smoke from premium indoor-grown flower.
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Experience celestial bliss with Moonstick Pre-Roll. Handcrafted under the moon's glow, it delivers a smooth, flavorful journey to cosmic heights.
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Dive into flavor bliss with Dab Swirls Pre-Rolls. Expertly infused for exquisite taste and potency. Elevate your experience today!
Vapes
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Cartridge (1ml) with 98% pure THC oil delivers powerful, clean highs and bold flavour in every smooth, terpene-rich hit.
Elevate your experience with our premium THC vapes – 90% potency, 1000 puffs, and 1.5ml. Choose Sativa, Hybrid, or Indica for your perfect vibe.
Dabs
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Blueberry Indoor Dabs deliver potent indica effects with a rich blueberry flavor, calming body high, and benefits like stress relief, pain management, and better sleep.
Dabs
Crumbs is a premium dab concentrate with potent effects and rich flavours, offering a smooth, aromatic experience for seasoned cannabis enthusiasts.
Slurricane Dabs: Potent and flavorful, Slurricane dabs offer a sweet, fruity profile with relaxing, euphoric effects. Perfect for unwinding and stress relief.
Edibles
Edibles
Strawberry Cough Greenhouse delivers sweet berry flavour, smooth fruity smoke, and a balanced uplifting high. Greenhouse-grown for quality and value, this strain offers flavour-packed buds with a clean, enjoyable smoking experience
Edibles
A true classic, Blue Dream delivers a perfectly balanced experience wrapped in sweet berry flavor. With its frosty, vibrant buds and signature notes of fresh blueberries, citrus, and subtle earthiness, this strain offers a smooth, flavorful smoke every time. Expect an uplifting, clear-headed high paired with gentle body relaxation—ideal for staying creative, social, and at ease without feeling heavy.
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Wild Fire is a potent hybrid strain known for its intense flavour profile, fiery potency, and bold, fast-acting effects. This high-energy cultivar delivers a powerful combination of pungent aroma, dense resin-coated buds, and a hard-hitting experience that makes it a standout choice for smokers looking for strength and impact.
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Indulge in these sweet treats, featuring Gummie Bears in their favorite adventures, making every moment a delightful, fruity experience always.
Edibles
Smile Gummies 50mg THC are potent, delicious cannabis edibles delivering a strong, long-lasting experience in every chewy gummy. With 50mg THC per gummy, these high-dose treats provide deep relaxation, euphoria, or body-melting effects—ideal for experienced users seeking powerful relief or evening unwind. Sweet fruit flavors make them easy and enjoyable to consume. Two gummies per pack at 50mg each.
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THC-infused Puffcorn is a light, airy, and ultra-crunchy extruded corn snack elevated with cannabis. Enjoy the classic melt-in-your-mouth texture of puffcorn—now delivering smooth, delicious THC effects in every bite. Available in savory (cheese, dill) or sweet (caramel) flavors for a discreet, tasty edible experience.
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Cookie crumbles with 160mg THC per 50g pack—same potency, lower price. Broken but delicious, made with 98% pure THC oil. Not for beginners!
Mushrooms
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Natal Super Strength – intensely potent South African mushrooms delivering fast-acting euphoria, vivid visuals, and profound spiritual insight.
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Blond Incas Stargazers – golden-capped mushrooms with uplifting euphoria, vivid visuals, and a deep cosmic connection for mind and spirit exploration.
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True Albino Teachers Mushrooms – rare, all-white strain offering balanced euphoria, vivid visuals, and deep introspection in a gentle, uplifting journey.
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Mushrooms
Golden Teacher mushrooms offer transformative experiences with their earthy flavors and uplifting effects, ideal for introspection and creativity.
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Mushrooms
Amazon Mushrooms offer a profound psychoactive experience, combining earthy flavors with uplifting effects, perfect for creativity and introspection.
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Inca Stargazer Mushrooms offer potent, mind-expanding journeys with vivid visuals, deep introspection, and a sense of spiritual connection and calm.
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The Little Baller Package:
- 1 Pre-roll (House's Choice)
- 5 Gummies
- 1g Shrooms
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Introducing The Smurf Package:
- 1 Cookie
- 2g Greenhouse AAA Weed
- 2g Shrooms
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Presenting the Little Rose Package:
- 1 Pre-roll (House's Selection)
- 2.5g Greenhouse AAA Weed
- 1g Shrooms
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Introducing the Smokers Hardcore Package:
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- 10g Top Grade Indoor AAA
- 10g Top Grade Hash AAA
- Bonus: 2g Top Grade Greenhouse AAA (on the house)
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The Smokers Veteran Package
- 3.5 grams of Dabs
- Dive into 5 grams of indoor AAA
- Indulge in 5 grams of Hashish AAA
- Experience 5 grams of Greenhouse AAA
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Smokers Delight Package:
- 5g top grade indoor AAA
- 5g top grade hashish AAA
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The Smokers Economy Package:
- 10g of top-grade Greenhouse AAA
- Delve into 2.5g of indoor AAA
- Elevate your session with 2.5g of Hashish AAA
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Mr. Shitfaced package:
- 20g of premium shrooms.
- 10g of our renowned Greenhouse AAA collection.
- Complete your concoctions with 1 liter of Pamalat Yogurt