Exodus Cheese

THC: 24% | Type: Balanced Hybrid (Greenhouse)


Effects: Euphoric, Deep Relaxation, Socially Uplifting, Slow-Melting Body Buzz

Flavour Profile: Aged Cheese, Funky Earth, Sweet Diesel, Hints of Berry Skunk

Exodus Cheese arrives as dense, well-formed greenhouse buds with a slight natural taper and rugged structure. The coloration is an even forest green, speckled with rusty orange pistils that curl inwards like caramel threads. Trichome coverage is moderate to heavy—forming a frosty coat that glints under artificial and natural light alike.

Despite its cured density, the nug has some give, indicating a well-maintained moisture balance. The trim is clean but not overly sterile—some sugar leaf is left on to protect the delicate terpene layer during transport. This bud speaks of controlled greenhouse conditions: robust growth with the added benefit of environmental stability.

Primary Terpenes (% by weight)

Terpene % Sensory Notes Potential Synergy
Myrcene 0.71 Earthy funk, damp herb, musky Sedation, body relaxation
β-Caryophyllene 0.47 Peppercorn, nutmeg, wood bark Anti-inflammatory, grounding
Humulene 0.32 Hops, hay, sharp earth Appetite control, inflammation modulation
Linalool 0.21 Lavender, berries, mild floral Calming, anti-anxiety
Terpinolene 0.19 Sweet pine, lemon balm Creative lift, mental clarity

Aroma

Break it open, and Exodus Cheese does not hold back. A powerful, almost savory wave of aged cheddar floods out first—funky, fermented, and sharply tangy. Underneath that initial blast is a layer of slightly sweet diesel and moist earth, like forest floor after rain. Ground down, the aroma rounds out with a faint skunk-berry note that lingers deep in the nostrils.

Flavour

Inhale: Pungent cheese rind and earthy musk
Mid-palate: Skunky sweetness with mild berry undertones
Exhale: Herbal funk with diesel tail and creamy mouthfeel

This strain delivers a bold, mouth-coating experience—savory and skunky, but balanced with soft sweetness. Perfect for smokers who want that old-school cheese profile with a modern greenhouse twist.

Effects Timeline

Phase Time Experience
Onset 1–5 min Uplifted mind, giggles, muscle relaxation starting in the shoulders
Cruise 10–75 min Warm body melt, positive headspace, very social and goofy at times
Settling 75–150 min Deep calm, couch-glued comfort, light munchies without sedation hangover

Cultivation Snapshot

  • Environment: Sealed greenhouse with filtered light and air exchange

  • Medium: Coco-perlite with organic compost amendments

  • Feeding: Precision-timed nutrient schedule with microbial teas

  • Cure: Slow-cured in climate-controlled storage for 21+ days for terpene integrity

Suggested Use Cases

Scenario Why it fits Recommended Dose
Chill social hangs Promotes laughter, easy flow, and mellow group energy One shared joint or blunt
Evening relaxation Great for winding down without full knockout Half joint after sunset
Appetite boost Funky terpene kick stirs hunger within 30–45 minutes Cone before dinner
Creative downtime Slightly hazy but very immersive—fun for music, film, or ideas Low-temp vape around 165 °C

Therapeutic Benefits*

  • Anxiety and stress relief through euphoric body release

  • Helpful for low appetite and mood slumps

  • Mild pain relief without mental fog

  • Not too racy, making it suitable for light-sensitive users

Consumption Tips

  • Best enjoyed in a joint or through glassware to catch both funk and finish

  • Pairs well with citrusy drinks or herbal teas

  • Avoid using right before high-focus tasks—this one’s better for unwinding

  • Store in airtight jars to preserve its rich aroma and prevent terpene loss

Final Word

Exodus Cheese is a full-bodied hybrid with a legacy flavour and a refined greenhouse finish. Its 24% THC content hits with surprising softness—letting you ease into a state of lifted calm without overwhelming your senses. Ideal for evenings, laughter-filled link-ups, or solo wind-downs, it offers skunky nostalgia wrapped in modern potency. Whether you’re a cheese strain loyalist or a curious newcomer, this flower delivers funk, flavor, and feel-good vibes in full effect.